Thursday, November 5, 2020

AND THE WINNER IS…

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. ~ Evelyn Waugh 

Even though I realize the presidential election final results’ announcement was going to be prolonged, I’m still astonishingly anxious. Sure, this anxiety is because soooo many citizens voted and the results are soooo close. But still I want to know the winner, now.

Then I realized the answer is now readily available to me and other folks. I just wasn’t thinking about victory correctly.

The winner of the 2020 Magic-Board Master election is Steve Kornacki (of the MSNBC party), his compatriot John King comes in a very close second at CNN.

Steve Kornacki

Big Congratulations Steve! You have been giving it your all. You, and John, were presidential in your comportment, authority, knowledge, honesty, self-assuredness and poise. And, I remain amazed at how you have been able to say the same basic thing, ever so repeatedly with aplomb and style. You got talent!

It’s exactly these characteristics that I look for in a successful executive. As the 2020 Election magic-board-master (EMBM), Steve you get all my college’s votes. You’re the very best.

Your impressive exploits come very, very close to several other stellar board masters of the past. I’m thinking of Tony Hawk and Shaun White, shown below in action. Steve, presenting you with the EMBM gold medal was a bit of a challenge, given your worthy challengers, but you won the ever-so-important quadrennial electronic boarding event.  

 

Tony Hawk                                                                                                                   Shaun White

     Let’s fervently hope Joe eventually pulls it off and receives his own gold medal as #46 on January 20, despite the challenges facing him, including a nearly mission impossible. Onward…


 






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